Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 30, 2011

Yeah, better raise the tuition fees instead.

Where’s his cell buddy Spook?

In time, Rodney is going to get a massive headache.

When the blood pools in Rodney’s nose santa will spring him.

It’s a problem when the King has all the money and all the property in the Kingdom. What’s left to tax???

Oh Well, the King Fink did spare Rodney’s head.

Rent out Rodney’s nose as a warehouse.

if the king reduces expences he wouldnt have to raise the tax

I was hit up for a large donation for the RNC recently – Oh we’ve got to match the Dems – they’ve raised $130 million! Wouldn’t that $130 million have solved some of the deficit problems, instead of financing endless mud-slinging TV ads? Why can’t we ever see an ad that says what the candidate will do instead of how rotten his opponent is?

I don’t get it: if Id is indeed a monarchy , and not a constitutional one, why can’t the Fink make himself immune to his own taxes, supposing that it is not the case already? and if, by any chance, the Fink ends up paying more taxes, he will just pay them to himself anyway! So what does he have to lose by raising the property tax?

Looks like ID has been caught up in the G.F.C

How come he thinks right side up when he’s upside down?

Then he’d pay himself.