Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 30, 2011

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 13 years ago

    Just like Hugh Hefner could.

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    pouncingtiger  almost 13 years ago

    The drawback of being a gold-digger.

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    revisages  almost 13 years ago

    yeah, babe, you cocky

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    kbyrdleroy123  almost 13 years ago

    Greed, the one vice that knows no boundaries and is truly timeless.

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    Hillbillyman  almost 13 years ago

    Sugar Daddy’s have been around since day one. I just wish I was rich enough to be one..

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    J Short  almost 13 years ago

    She needs to ask Teresa Russel for some advice.(Once again you’re probably gonna need Google for this one.)

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    Harryfan  almost 13 years ago

    I wonder if their was a pre-nup?

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    Harryfan  almost 13 years ago

    I read recently that a good lawyer can get a pre-nup voided if the marriage lasts more than five years.

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    walruscarver2000  almost 13 years ago

    Tell it to Lee Marvin

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    rockngolfer  almost 13 years ago

    There is a real Babcock furniture store but I thought of Young Mr. Grace on “Are You Being Served.”

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    route66paul  almost 13 years ago

    There are a lot of fat ugly young girls out there, some young. go for it, dude.

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    tigre1  almost 13 years ago

    Just get yourself surrounded…everybody scores some.Rich helps, but if you’re willing to be smart and learn to talk, you can get more than you can handle. It all gets down to how you want to spend your time.

    I’ve noticed that he who doesn’t care what he eats seldom goes hungry.

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    tuslog64  almost 13 years ago

    It worked with Civil War Veterans. When the government voted in the pensions for Civil War veterans, 14 year old girls were lining up to marry them, some in their 80s! Believe it or not, the veterans are long gone but the last widows died only three years ago.!

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    Hunter7  almost 13 years ago

    So much for her early retirement plans.

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    jppjr  almost 13 years ago

    Reminds me of the old country song “She Only Meant To Use Him” about this young chick that married an old geezer knowing when he died she would inherit his money. Well, he kept on living; she lost her looks, figure…the whole 9 yards. Finally, she died…the next day he “died a satisfied old man”

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    Dontgetit Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Chic = stylish. Chick = a small chicken (slang; a young woman).

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    So that’s what Lizz is up to!

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    tuslog64  almost 13 years ago

    With today’s medical costs, she could very well be an overworked caregiver for a number of years before he kicks off and leave her with mountains of medical bills.

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    imgramma42  almost 13 years ago

    Obamacare has a clause that is frequently referred to as “the death panel”. Girl, your man ain’t gonna last but a couple more years, be patient!

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