Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 08, 2012

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    doc white  almost 13 years ago

    The horse was the designated driver.

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    AKHenderson Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    The spirit’s been a bit heavy into the spirits.

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    PICTO  almost 13 years ago

    I would walk home from the bar but people keep stepping on my hands.

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    Sandfan  almost 13 years ago

    “I have to drive, Officer. I’m too drunk to walk.”

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    LingeeWhiz  almost 13 years ago

    But officer, my horse is the designated driver.

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    LovDComix  almost 13 years ago

    Reminds me of the Grandmother in the Disney movie Mulan….she walks across a busy street, hands over her eyes, holding a cricket to prove it’s lucky. It looked a lot like the middle panel, only moving.

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    dfowensby  almost 13 years ago

    an acquaintance got suspended for DUI. then disappeared for a month: got busted again, he ran a red light—-this time on his bicycle…

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    tuslog64  almost 13 years ago

    One time at a bar, patron staggers out to the cars, trying key to several cars. In background patrolman is watching, as several other patrons left and drove off. Finally, he finds his car, unlocks door, gets in and starts engine. Then the flashing red light come on, and patrolman asks him to take the breath-a-lizer test. It came back 0.0 “I don’t understand”, the patrolman said. “Simple – tonight I’m the designated decoy!!”

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