Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 30, 2012

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 13 years ago

    Where’s all her kids at?

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    revisages  almost 13 years ago

    that shoe-er is the way to find work

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    pouncingtiger  almost 13 years ago

    @LB, They are behind their mother waiting to get the shoes shined.

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    JollyRoger56  almost 13 years ago

    How much is he going to charge her for the job of shining her shoe house, her shoes, and the kids’ shoes?

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    PICTO  almost 13 years ago

    Order a case of green polish, Jolly lives right across the street.

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    LingeeWhiz  almost 13 years ago

    That is not going to work either. She has so many kids, she has no money to pay you, but you could do a widow a good deed!

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    monawarner  almost 13 years ago

    Do that today and CPS will take your kids and send you to jail.

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    auraful  almost 13 years ago

    Wow! Are you ever AFU!

    I just showed a giant polishing machine for a giant shoe – get it? DUH.

    I don’t even know the brand name.

    Get a life.

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    iced tea  almost 13 years ago

    She’ll pay him in broth without any bread.

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    Rakkav  almost 13 years ago

    Why? The Fink needs the tax money.

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