Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 01, 2012

Or give it to Spook.

Tabloid reporters first.

Hold an office party for Fix Noise.

I like the King’s suggestion! Kill two birds with one stone, as it were!!

Where’s the official food taster when you need him?

Invite the Murdochs round for supper.

Bung! The alcohol in his system would pickle the bacteria.

Not so fast despot,..the media is your sorse of spreading your deplorable policies to the peasants.as looking through rose colored glasses. Feed them well and they will deliver you on a silver platter.

Yeah – they’ll be passing away.

Yes!

Let Henry heat it up for you.

We used to joke about doing this to graduating students that had outstanding balance. If they paid we would give them the antidote.

No-way this king is a Dem! Unless he’s referring to FoxNews.

Maybe just the drones over at MSNBC.

When the press is REAL and not the current lapdogs of Power, he’d do THAT…and they’d be tooo smart to show.

But the people we have in DC now? "Oh, thank you for your press release in my format and for the inches I need, so there’s NO work for me to do, and my, how attractive your fly is… "

Once upon a time, children of Freedom, there WAS a press.But the presses were bought by the billionaires, and the schools and faculty that teach(?) journalism, just like they did with the Republican party…“It’s all over now, Baby Blue…”

Until after the guillotines.

Except in the funnies quite often we get the Truth, hallelujah.

Are you kidding? The press is his lapdog! His best bud; his fawner.