Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 29, 2012

Goats do the same.

This is going to be a real scorcher for Wiz.

You’re right, Wiz, a poodle would’ve been a lot easier to handle, I think!

Let the dragon chew on the poodle.

Henry should be a out side dragon.

henry could chew on the poodle.

We got a dog that chewed on on a chair and sofa.

Maybe Henry thought it was a “couch potato”…

could we furnish you something to drink to go with that, henry?

Better take a newspaper and a fire extinguisher.

I hope our little Wiz don’t get scorched!

The newspaper won’t do much good Wiz!

Bad Dragon!…

Sofa, the Wiz has been dragon his feet about doing his duty. Meanwhile, Henry is stuffing his face.

That is what happens when you get leather sofas.

My wife has a poodle. I’d rather have Henry!

You have a point there: Lease him out to Rodney