Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 30, 2012

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    Llewellenbruce  over 12 years ago

    Tomorrow he’ll shoot seven over and recant his statement he made today.

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    Rakkav  over 12 years ago

    So that’s all we need to do? Give the POTUS golf lessons?

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    Rakkav  over 12 years ago

    Old joke or new, I like it. Now would you like a little coffee with your sugar? ;)

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    King_Shark  over 12 years ago

    Knowing the fink, that probably means he made seven peasants line up under a sign called “par” and shot them.

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    Hillbillyman  over 12 years ago

    LOL now that’;s funny I don’t care who you are!!!

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    rockngolfer  over 12 years ago

    Kim Jung Il made 11 holes in one the first time he played.

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    Rakkav  over 12 years ago

    Yes, when he drops every other ball into the water traps.

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I didn’t realize that the peasants fortunes all hung on the outcome of the Fink’s golf game.

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    route66paul  over 12 years ago

    must have been miniature golf.

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    brklnbern  over 12 years ago

    Check the calendar. Is it April 1st?

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    brklnbern  over 12 years ago

    I thought Barak was taller.

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    boldyuma  over 12 years ago

    Hit it thru the windmill in one stroke uh..Fink?

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    camapa233 Premium Member over 12 years ago

    With all the time POTUS has spent on the links, you’d think he could do the same for us.

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    Tsali-Queyi  over 12 years ago

    I never played golf. Is that good???

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    K M  over 12 years ago

    As one local weather prevaricator has been heard to ask, how did weathermen measure the size of hail before the invention of the golf ball?

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    cptvdo1  over 12 years ago

    Very subtle Obama shot. Kudos!

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