Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 21, 2012

Looks like the “Road to Nowhere”.

Better leave that rope alone.

Doesn’t look like the road to Oz

Put in a toll booth – it worked for Rock Ridge.

How nice. The Kingdom of Id did all the logistics work for the Hun invasion.

lol

Don’t cut that tape, Fink, and they’re stuck.

Somebody go back and get a s-load of dimes Blazing Saddles.

Funny thing. Roads work both ways.

Yeah, and if Robert E. Lee had had the courage of his convictions and stayed with his sworn duty to the USA the slavering slavers would have lasted about three months, maybe a lot less. Fewer than ten thousand Americans would have died…but, you know, he was a great man and hero to the dummies and evil guys who like to take advantage of the weaker and poorer.

Sorry, Ashburn. All of literature, philosophy, and art…is about the struggle to get from slavery to freedom.

Didn’t the Viet Cong come into Saigon on US built highways?

Oops! Sorry sorry. It’s very rare that I can come up with a line that Dogsniff (for whatever reason) did not take advantage of. His are always good, but I think I finally beat him just this once. :-D

[waves hat]. “I think you boy’s have had enuff of them beans!”

Cut ’n Run

Usually 7 days a week, or more often if you post across multiple comics. Since you turned me on to Argyle Sweater and Lio, I look for my daily dose of good humor there. Seeing you elsewhere is a nice surprise and my effort to outdue you is teeeeeeeny tiny. Mostly because unless I’m lucky it can’t be done. :-D