Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 24, 2012

The contents wine cellar are so lousy that even the Huns are throwing it back. That’s an accomplishment, but not one to be proud of.

Just be glad that the Huns are not catapulting Molotov Cocktails.

It’s so bad, Bung won’t even drink it I bet.

“Sound the alarm! The wine cellar was raided last night! Now the public is at risk of being poisoned by my cheap rotgut red!”Oh, wait, I was confusing the Fink with someone who gives a damn about the public.

Quick. lob Wiz’s hot dogs at the Huns!

no wonder Bung never raided the cellar..

Shorty should get the Wiz to sic Henry on ’em.

i see chicken legs flying. and, after all, that’s what empty wine bottles are. chicken bones to be taken out as garbage. when one can get around to it

After the first several bad bottles, I’ll bet the Huns can’t tell a good one if their caterer’s life depended on it.

Andre’s Baby Duck!

Now the Huns can mass-launch an entire Navy in minutes.

Chianti probably doesn’t make your fly all that appealing.

Wouldn’t it kill the fly?