Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 26, 2012

I’m sure they won’t take the middle one.

Question is, can they read?

Nice touch, that “downtowne”. :)

nobody knows it isn’t the cloverleaf

Snagglepuss.

The right to decide should be left to the middleman.

This reminds me of Blazing Saddles. What lies beyond? A toll booth?

Take the “Exit Only”, it may lead to unemployment but it will be in a different kingdom.

I like the look on the horse’s faces… It’s like they’re rolling their eyes. :-)

If you come to a fork in the road, take it…

If you come to a spork in the road, you’re probably reading vintage 2 Cows and a Chicken. And thanks to ThinkGeek.com, it may be titanium.

“Show me a sign, hallelujah…” would that it were so simple.

MacArthur’s strategy in the Pacific was to attack ‘em where they ain’t…and it worked…what we need in the other countries is more colonies and fewer forts and soldiers…think about it…

And colonies are far better…they pay their own way…forts and soldiers cost the budget and drain you…think about the possibilities…how many kids are actually learning a foreign language? from those comes colonies…and howmany kids in how many countries are learning English? and just where do you think they intend to use it? Wise up, America.

Yes, America has been colonized fortunately…by smart, thrifty, hard-working people who pay a lot of money…overseas transfers…to their mother country, their parents, supporting them. We need our kids to have some huevos and stop doping and playing video games…life is real. Go out there…it’s opening up EVERYWHERE for Americans. Can’t you see it?

And we need to EAT a few of the parasites at the top of our financial pyramid…they aren’t productive for the rest of us.