Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 29, 2012

I didn’t know Id had advanced technology like duct tape.

You can’t fool Bung all the time Wiz.

Everybody needs an edge.

Duct tape is like magic all by itself.

Sneaky.

One of the few times Wiz’ magic works as intended.

I could use this when I play Pool :P

REAL MEN use duct tape.

I’d do that. If I could find my wand.

I remember a girl I knew (yes, a blonde) asking why they called it ‘duck’ tape. A friend told her it was because it was made from the grease made after a duck is boiled. She bought it. And that was my first wife (no kidding).

I’m surprised you can even see that after a having 50 shots ofbooze!