Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 14, 2013

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    Llewellenbruce  over 11 years ago

    What do you have to live for anyway Spook?

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    AKHenderson Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Id has work-release programs!

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    Yontrop  over 11 years ago

    It’s the safest job in the world, as long as EVERYONE knows that the Kings never eats his food without a food taster first trying it.

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    Hillbillyman  over 11 years ago

    Death would be better than unlimited time in prision for telling the truth about a despot.

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    markhughw  over 11 years ago

    Should have said, “Right before he died.”

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    specinss  over 11 years ago

    The king had better watch out. The spook has an iron stomach. Nothing hurts it. Better get another taster! It would be much safer.

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    tirnaaisling  over 11 years ago

    Slow acting, or cumulative poisons are the best ;)

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    rshive  over 11 years ago

    Has to be better than swill.

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    Rickapolis  over 11 years ago

    Congrats Spook.

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    locoboilerguy  over 11 years ago

    Remember the one where the Spook looked into his swill dish and said “oh boy, garbage” which apparently was a step up from swill. Those of us that remember that one are wondering why the Spook has the funny look on his face. He should be elated.

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    route66paul  over 11 years ago

    The problem with giving notice, is you tell you new employer that you need 2 weeks, so that you can give notice, and then your old job tells you to take off then. They expect much more loyalty than they give.

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