Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 26, 2013

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    Swalb%515  about 11 years ago

    Always say it with flowers.

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    Ervin Johnson  about 11 years ago

    She doesn’t appear to appreciate the surprise. :/

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    Me3000  about 11 years ago

    looks like he’ll have to apologies for the apology

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    Mommyhalls  about 11 years ago

    She should count her blessings. My husband seems to be allergic to buying flowers.

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    tuslog64  about 11 years ago

    Woman answering door:Delivery man: Are you ____________“Yes”Delivery man goes back out to truck and brings back flowers.“Why thank you, but wouldn’t you have saved time by bringing the flowers on your first trip?”“We used to do that, but it was so disappointing to show up with flowers and then find it was wrong address!”

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    alise.duhon  about 11 years ago

    Whenever I got flowers from my husband, I knew for sure he’d done something he shouldn’t have. He’s been my ex for years now, although I usually refer to him as my “Y”… as in “why did I do that, why, why???” :P

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    AmyGrantfan51774  almost 11 years ago

    Wiz is thoughtful, eh???!!!!!!!!

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    alise.duhon  almost 11 years ago

    @ Teresa:

    We did have a son together, the only good thing to come out of our marriage, but I was finally able to let go of the anger and resentment that I had harbored against him for years. And you are so very right, it was very liberating.

    I too find visualization to be a very powerful tool and I use it often. I visualize a steel safe that I lock the bad memories away in and if they still try to come back, I visualize welding the door shut. Yours is a very good one and I intend to use it the next time I have to release myself from unhealthy memories. Thank you! :)

    As for looking back, I try to follow Rule #9: Never look back unless you intend to go that way. :)

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