Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 22, 2014

No doubt they are well fed.

Shouldn’t go extinctificating the peasants, Finky! They’re the sourceof 99% of your tax revenue.

How long since they had Hun for breakfast?

Thank you. That is only a piece of the whole but definitely one of the reasons. +10

You’re a walking advertisement for planned parenthood. Troll.

-If you consider Planned Parenthood to be a terrorist group, then you must constantly cheer on the Taliban each time they attack a girl who is trying to go to school. Undoubtedly you agree with the Taliban view that the only reason a person without a ‘Y’ chromosome was put on this earth was to serve those of us with ‘Y’ chromosomes in any way demanded. -That which you allow to be done to others, may it be done 1 million times to you.

Re Hollie; Seriously, all we need is 9 billion MORE on this rotating rock to suck up the water, poison it, process it and send the results into the remaining atmosphere extant. In two more generations, even the MUSLIMS might be asking themselves; “What were we THINKING???” I say make abortions retroactive. If you haven’t done something productive by age 25, turn yourself in. If you’ve created 8 more kids by then, same deal goes for them, too. Sorry for the rant. I’ve just been told I should get my affairs in order, so here we go.

Huh?

This old Earth will heal itself once we are all gone. Not to worry.

Yes, it pains me to say that also. Otherwise thisworld will end up like characters in the web comic Endtown,or the animated series on Cartoon Network called Adventure Time with Finn & Jake.

The moat monsters are no longer endangered, but the peopleare. Happy Lenin’s birthday.

is the green one in the back a relative of Henry??????!!!!

Is that Henry in the moat?