Getting a cat to do anything it doesn’t want to do can be more thanyour life is worth. It can take two 80 kilo humans to bath a 5 kilocat, or get a pill down it — and even then there’s no guarantee ofsuccess. At such times one might prefer the dragon.
First, you read carefully your life insurance policy, to make sure it still covers you if death is the result of aggravating a dragon. This clause should appear next to the section dealing with aggravated cats…
oldpine52 over 10 years ago
Must be lot like giving a pill to a cat, only not quite as painful.
watmiwori over 10 years ago
Getting a cat to do anything it doesn’t want to do can be more thanyour life is worth. It can take two 80 kilo humans to bath a 5 kilocat, or get a pill down it — and even then there’s no guarantee ofsuccess. At such times one might prefer the dragon.
Sir Osis of Liver over 10 years ago
First, you read carefully your life insurance policy, to make sure it still covers you if death is the result of aggravating a dragon. This clause should appear next to the section dealing with aggravated cats…
paullp Premium Member over 10 years ago
First, you get the dragon to agree to it. The rest is easy.
celestpuls over 10 years ago
So tired of the dragon! What happened to the Spook, Larsen E. Pettifogger, Bung, Rodney and Gwen and the Fink?
Cerabooge over 10 years ago
BZ: yep, that was Far Side. I loved the goofily happy look on the dog’s face. But I like this one even more.
Old Texan over 10 years ago
This was the best dragon strip so far. So make it the last one, OK?
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
1. Forget the whole thing…
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
First you rethink the whole idea…
MatureCanadian over 10 years ago
Okay, first time today I’ve laughed out loud. Thank you.
gfredrickson85 over 10 years ago
I thought that the first step was to put on a fire retardant suit?
AmyGrantfan51774 over 10 years ago
I thought you weren’t supposed to give a cat a bath unless the cat got into mud
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
Looks to me like the dragon got cut short…