Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 22, 2014

Any woman’s opinion here ?

I guess a Maserati is beyond the Wizard’s ability.

Make it a 1969 Mustang Mach I KR, and I’m yours!!!

My Dad had a Rambler (white w/red interior) that was SO comfortable to drive; I’d seriously consider trading in my Hum to have that Rambler back – except it’s getting too close to snow time.

Silverado Dually. I’m good.

There is a prank video with a guy standing next to a Porsche asking a woman for directions as he is new in town. And she is all ready to go with him to show him were it is, until he moves to get into the next car in line (an older midsize Toyota), when she just turns around and walks away.

When I was a bachelor I had a Lotus. Women stayed away in droves, understanding I would pay more attention to the car than to them. They were right.

I’d like to test this theory. But I don’t my wife would approve.

I’m thinking Stephen Merchant.

Cars impress the guys waaaay more than the girls. The only girls it is likely to attract are the ones who think it means he is rich.

Add a splash of Essence of Wallet cologne, and you’ve got it made.

I can drink any woman perddy

I had to build my own porche on the front of my house.

“Porsche – there is no substitute”

Sad but often true. Quote from a Dragnet episode—-some dames have cash registers for hearts.

I did quite well first with Fords, then Buicks, followed by Cadillacs. Married 43 years now! Oh, and she has a Cadillac SRX. It’s red…

With regards to my daughter: Church recordsA jobA background checkA visit to his mother and fatherReferences that begin with “when we have kids….”

After that then we can start talking about attractive. But I’m not picky.

♪♫ “Oh Lord won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz…”♫♪

“so you’ve got a car? that don’t impress me much!”