Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 17, 2015

and for college students who live off campus (though professors don’t believe that)

That snow looks about as deep as it is in Boston.

First time I remember seeing the Wiz wearing footwear…

Looks like Colorado in september …

And School Cafeteria workers!

Wiz, why didn’t you just wave your wand and make the snow part for you?

So what spell needs to be incanted on a day like this?

Umm… Teleport spell, Wiz?

Bet the King would think different if he had to leave his home to go to work, instead of just walk downstairs.

Snow days are for the rich. Poor people can’t afford to miss work.

Here in Minnesota, where the snow should be crotch deep by now, I wish we could share in some of the “delight” pouring down on the East Coast…

Could always say, you cant get the horse and cart out the garage.

Snow days are for teachers & government workers.

But he’s the wizard. Can’t he just zap the snow?