Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 25, 2015

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    Argythree  almost 10 years ago

    Good one!

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    Hu.e Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Too true.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    If only that argument worked in real life… I would have a few million dependents.

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    Ironic Eggbeater  almost 10 years ago

    In order to claim someone as a dependent, you have to provide more than half of their support. Yes, otherwise we could claim all the elected politicians and the bureaucrats as dependents. :-(

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    tripwire45  almost 10 years ago

    Yep.

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    ladykat  almost 10 years ago

    You mean I can claim Stephen Harper, Patrick Brown, and Ann Hogarth as tax deductions? Let me get my 2014 return back off the computer.

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    Nick Danger  almost 10 years ago

    The picture frame is not wide enough for 12,000,000 illegal aliens…

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    neverenoughgold  almost 10 years ago

    Disgusting…

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    brklnbern  almost 10 years ago

    Remember Jimmy Durante’s line. A friend asks if he is still working for the same group. He answers, yeh, the wife and the kids.

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