Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 15, 2016

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    bigcatbusiness  over 8 years ago

    Well, he never specified the type of battle.

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    oldpine52  over 8 years ago

    How about banjos at 20 yards.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 8 years ago

    That sort of Bluto wear a Austro-hungaric helmet and it’s right : the Huns come from center Europe

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 8 years ago

    Face it….Even Gwen can kick his skinny butt.

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    Partyalldatyme  over 8 years ago

    Rodney: “How about a battle of wits?” Big Guy: “Okay. To make it a fair fight, I’ll only use half of mine!”

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    Qiset  over 8 years ago

    shovels at twenty feet. Old George of the Jungle gag.

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    Dr_Zinj  over 8 years ago

    Beer Pong! Can’t wait to see tomorrow’s strip.

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    Diat60  over 8 years ago

    Gwen’s looking less than whelmed.

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    I played Pong once, in a bar…

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    Vorticia  over 8 years ago

    Nice one Sir Rodney!!!

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Roman candles at 20 paces.

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    What? Me worried ?  over 8 years ago

    No one said “Wet noodles at twenty paces ?”

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  over 8 years ago

    By the time Rodney’s lost, he’ll be so wasted he won’t be able to care!

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    Phatts  over 8 years ago

    “Yo Momma” insults at 20 paces.“Yo momma is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!”

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    patlaborvi  over 8 years ago

    Dr Who challenged someone to an axe battle in one episode, the other guy showed up with a battle axe, the Dr showed up with an electric guitar.

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