Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 18, 2016

At least the King didn’t demonstrate the enemy ships running afoul of any underwater obstacles…

Why use a map when you can actually see whats happening.

Hope the King doesn’t get too excited and create a “sea monster”.

@nossmfOye nossmf,the reason there was no such demonstration was because said a fore mentioned obstacles were so tiny as to be imperceptible and therefore NO obstacles at all.Aye sure and there’ll be no concern of the Fink’s offspring,There’ll be none. Unless of course,Id has a future relative of Dr. Frankenstein?

That little pink island disappeared!

How submarines were invented. Up Periscope!

That’s the only way they get the king to take a bath.

If they’re waiting for the enemy with their broadsides showing, they’re dead in the water. The enemy can easily perform the classic naval maneuver, “Crossing the T.”

Amid ship matey, and stay away from jaws.

The plural of “cannon” is “cannon.”

I am just happy the Fink was not using poison gas, Hell die in battle right there!

oh what a bore he is

Eisenhower the Fink ain’t…

Panel 3 should say their fleet “sails,” not “sail.”

Ida Bay? Is that someone’s wife?