Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 25, 2017

It looks like Sir Rodney bent over backwards trying to get a peace treaty.

Oh, that’s gonna leave a scar.

“Better than expected. I’m wearing them down, your majesty.”

The indestructible cartoon character.

I have always loved that moment where the poor fellow who’s been beat up beyond belief says:" I’ve got them right where they want me". LOL

Rod: No problem. I’ve almost got them in a good mood to negotiate

Don’t laugh, Fink! I doubt the war’s going to go any different!

At least they let him keep his head,

Are the Fink’s walls made out of styrofoam?

He didn’t even wrinkle his suit.

Oh I think they may have gone okay. There’s a piece of wall there and another one over there…..

The talks bombed.

At least he didn’t have to walk home with the bad news

Must’ve learnt negotiating from Trump.

OH YEAH!

Peace talks with fanatics are futile

“We had a ball! Cannonball that is!