Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 15, 2018

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    jagedlo  over 6 years ago

    That fast, he could have beaten Usain Bolt without breaking a sweat!

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    wolfiiig  over 6 years ago

    It takes the romance out of life!

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 6 years ago

    He saw the light. Then he saw what his dinner date looked like. He then lighted off to parts unknown.

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    Display  over 6 years ago

    He did the monster dash.

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    Gent  over 6 years ago

    Fire bad!

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    Gent  over 6 years ago

    Well, at least you should be happy he’ll never get into the habit of smoking.

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    Snolep  over 6 years ago

    True story. We were once in a restaurant with a similar table decor and in the middle of a conversation smelled something burning. I had leaned in and set my paper menu on fire! Fun times.

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    bigcatbusiness  over 6 years ago

    Next time, use fireflies.

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    cooganm Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Shouldn’t dine at the Warner Bros cafe.

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