Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 20, 2019

Hehe! At a certain age one is like the Tin Man, all your members creak and you barely can move.

‘The Sixth age of man’, I believe!

The age various but pretty much when you realize you are making the same noises that your parents made when you stand up. Actually, any noise when you stand up is pretty much a sign that your there.

I figure you spend the first 30 years of your life trying to kill your self the next 30 trying to save yourself. After that it’s a bonus….. hopefully I have many bonus years.

Wiz is lucky … I ruined my knees doing just that when I was eleven years old.

I typically miss the ball, then my foot lands on top of the ball. I roll over the top of the ball, crashing to the ground ahead of it.

You would think that with his Wiz powers; he would be self-healing…

Had to quit the Yoga class, the creaking from my joints was distracting the rest of the class.

childhood is so far ahead of me now, I barely see it in the distance

The mind says come on kid and the body says listen stupid.

Barefoot soccer. Must be on the skins team.

thats why I keep wd40 on hand!!!

I was blessed with sturdy knees. My cycling partner has had knee problems for 20 years now but mine are just fine.

I think I crossed that bridge a while ago.

Why is he kicking a volleyball?

If I can get my member to creak, I call that a success!

Age and gravity do terrible things to the human body.

Tell me about it…sigh…

A friend of was devastated when her doctor told her she had the knees of a 45 year old ballet dancer. Now THAT is a tough field.

He looks like he played for TFC last night. Totally missed an open net.

I’m getting too old for this,and too young and poor to retire.

I am there and it ain’t funny.

At age 50 I started counting backwards, so i’m getting younger everyday.