Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 10, 2019

That’ll be double the charge.

I thought she back-up her files in the second one.

In addition one ball uses Windows and the other Linux.

Stereo.

But how can she see either one with her eyes blindfolded?

She’s thinking ahead!

which reminds me of the old joke:

A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.

Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out.

Patient: I wanna second opinion.

Doctor: Okay, you’re ugly, too.

hmmmm !!! good point!!!

She’s got Crystal Balls!

I thought it was for a dual-screen setup.

People who have crystal balls should be careful when playing contact sports.

Dual monitors?

Stereo !!

A-hem! second opinion comes from another establishment, madam!

Bah dum Tissshhhh

Second opinion from the same mouth, isn’t.

need the second one to pick up that spare

If your doctor says, you need an operation and you say I need a second opinion. Then he brings in that House guy from TV. You should know this is going to be bad, so run away, run away….

So you can see the future in 3D.

I suspect there’s a shiny fallacy nearby.

It’s always good to have a back-up plan.

From a long-ago comic: Doctor – your gall bladder has to come out. Patient – I want a second opinion. Doctor – OK. You are ugly and you have bad breath.

Get out of there, Rod. She seems to be all balls!

Went to a male fortune teller today, I was able to see through his two crystal balls