Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 16, 2019

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    B UTTONS  about 5 years ago

    We only have one. We ate the other last night.

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    rshive  about 5 years ago

    Guess Wiz lost count.

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    gsawyer101  about 5 years ago

    How does Wiz hang on the fence?

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    cubswin2016  about 5 years ago

    What do sheep count when they can’t sleep?

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    Dobber Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I can sympathize with Wiz, but my fence of choice ends up being the couch, at around 4:am

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    jagedlo  about 5 years ago

    Wiz must have done a good job counting the sheep, he didn’t hear the early morning rooster crowing!

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Being a Wizard, you would think he created this scene in his mind……

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    flagmichael  about 5 years ago

    I have a method to get to sleep when my mind won’t shut up. I think of a color as I inhale, then imagine a field of flowers in that color as I exhale. Red… roses. Blue… bluebells. Orange… poppies. Green… green flowers. I never last more than a minute or two

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Now that is tired!

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member about 5 years ago

    That’s a sheep shot! Are you trying to get my goat? Yes, I’m baad.

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    hagarthehorrible  about 5 years ago

    The wizard is naive!

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