Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 26, 2020

Sometimes… ya gotta love an Evil Dark Wizard! (Smirk!)

Fink didn’t say when:

All of YOUR personal taxes will be lowered in the year MMMMCMXCIX

Rodney: Now make him cluck like a chicken.

Well, the king IS the right size to be a ventriloquist’s dummy.

It’s said that under hypnosis you won’t do anything that you wouldn’t normally do. Wiz’ ventriloquism must be powerful indeed.

We need the wiz in D.C. Lots of work to do in Congress and the WH.

nice job, Wiz!

What I mean is, you’ll be paying the same or more, but I’ll keep the loot in the subbasement rather than the upper basement. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Maybe, instead of a lower tax someday, a refund today would be cool. I mean they know how much they took last year, and years past, just crunch the numbers and give it back. Please.

Don’t worry Fink, your press secretary will explain to everyone that you were just making a joke.

imperio!.. wait, I thought that was forbidden

Whatever you did there, Wiz, the Fink is now speechless!

Things never spoken by the governor of Illinois

Great! You’ll be able to use it to commute your sentence.

Wizard – you could be spending time in the dungeon if the king catches on to your spell…

I know some congressmen that could use this trick

They need to use that for Biden to better hide his dementia.

….And When the fink realizes…….it’s the rack for the Wiz!

so true! and funny1

I meant “so true! and funny!”

there we go