Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 08, 2020

Don’t know if he should have built up his muscles or built up and army!?

Guard! Arrest this rogue – He stole my password, and is now trying to steal my identity.

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

The fink needs his step stool to get off the throne.

You can’t handle a sword and you want to be king? Haw!

Beware what you wish for, peasant. You might become as short as Fink.

Just slice him down the middle, then hose down his seat and climb aboard!

Day 3 of the “King Arthur” arc…

Fink is thinking: “Use or lose it!”.

The throne looks more like the royal commode.

I suspect spook is in for some company.

SJW taking on the “establishment” with the help of a video prop – too funny

Well you know. If I were the King of ID, with the Huns attacking at the front gates, the peasants revolting at the back, an empty vault and only help I have, is a bumbling, wisecracking wizard. I think I would say, “You got the job kid!” then move to Mar-a-Lago Florida.

Some think they have the power because they say they have the power. Look at the leader of the USA

Cut to the chase already…!

Nice try, sleepy Joe.

What year was this strip drawn? Is it a 2016 Hillary campaign ad?

Nice!!! Good ol’Monty Python

GUARDS! Get this loon out of here and throw him in the dungeon…I want that sword though….

Isn’t this about the time the kind pulls a lever and a trap door opens under the guy with the sword?

Never challenge the dominant elephant nose walrus without a sword.

HOAX!!! FAKE NEWS!!! FAKE EXCALIBUR!!!

The peasant is about to become a sword loser.

The idea is that some magic would select the one who is worthy for whatever reason by the ability to pull the sword from the stone.

That last frame ruined all of the drama.

In case you haven’t noticed kid, this ain’t Camelot.

Behold! Executioner!

If it were an actual sword, it wouldn’t be “really heavy”.

The Sword in the Stone and Excalibur are two different blades. And the Sword in the Stone determined the heir to the throne of England, not Id.

Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely