Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 07, 2020

“Normal” is a concept… like clouds… formed out of virtually nothing and shaped into the wildest reaches of our imagination.

And a word that is rarely associated with me! ;)

Well, Blanche can wish for one normal one, anyway.

At least he isn’t a human centipede.

You wanted normal? Then you should have married someone with out a pet dragon.

LOL!!!

Wait till he has to clip his toe-nails.

This isn’t normal yet?

A guy had a talking centipede. One day he said to his pet, “wanna go for a walk” The centipede said sure and 20 minutes later the bug was still not ready to go. He asked him what’s the problem and the centipede said, well, have you ever put on 100 sneakers?

Does Wiz walk around barefoot? This isn’t B.C….

Well, you did ask the Wiz not to come within ten feet of you, right Blanch? :D

What does “normal” even mean anymore?

now I’m thinking of the book entitled “Normal is just a setting on the Dryer”

Married to a wizard and she asks for a normal day? Really?!

When Wiz woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a monstrous vermin.

They could go to a fancy white linen restaurant and play footsie. Then another diner will say “I’ll have what she’s having”.

Forget about it, Blanche! Not going to happen!

The wiz was blitzed when doing his last spell

No wings?

Looks like Wiz put centipede legs in his morning elixir and added it to his coffee so that he’d have extra zip. (I’ll close the door as I let myself out).

In your home, that is normal. Normal is what you make it.

You would be bored with a “normal” day.

I could leave a political comment, but we have far too many as it is. lol

Time to start kickin’ it.

He’s never tried becoming the human octopus, No kids.

He’s a Wizipedis. :)

A normal day would be an upset.

“Normal” is for people who cannot handle reality.

He is indeed best suited for wizardry.