Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 15, 2021

Might have been true once but alas Newsom had a brain aneurysm. He’s only an avatar in the basement of the Peoples Republic of Collie-Forna.

Is it just me, or is today’s Bung more rotund (fatter) than he was 20-30 years ago?

Oddly enough, the joker’s leggings are the same color as George W. Bush’s tie as during a previous inauguration. Chalk it up to useless trivia.

It seems that the Barkeep has a “tap” into the Kingdom’s treasury. I just hope that it is a stout tap. And that the King isn’t bitter about where the money flows. For I haven’t seen the King hopping in the pub. Yet I’m sure that he taxes every kegger of beer that he can.

They must pay Bung well in order to have enough money to save the Id version of Cheers

Makes social distancing easier to maintain.

BUNG!

So what’s the story Mr. Bung?

Bung meets beer, Bung drinks beer, Bung orders another beer, Woody.

Bung’s a one-man stimulus program. For bars anway.

The restaurant / bar business in Michigan is in the tank with the COVID-19 vials . And no end in sight .

He may drink enough to keep the bar in business, but if he can pay for it all, the jester gig must be really lucrative.

I thought bung OWES the bartender money

only in the USA do we let the mental patients run the asylum and complain about things that are working and ‘hire’ ‘experts’ to break them.

I failed my local Starbucks. …sad

The New King has a new decree…. It’s been deemed that anything not good for you is bad; hence, illegal. Alcohol, caffeine, contact sports, meat, bad language, chocolate, gasoline, uneducational toys and especially Beer.

I never thought that’s what I am.

Bung needs to quit drinking so much booze.

Surprising how one man can boost business for so many. Take late night talk show hosts and political cartoonists (I’d add trolls but they don’t get paid for what they do).

Good thing his only customer isn’t Andy Capp