Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 25, 2021

Haven’t I seen this movie…twice?

Why not North Korea?

I’d have picked Hungary. Aren’t the Huns always attacking Id? Counter Attack back.

“Sick days are no laughing matter, Jester.”

Not all bad, the King may enjoy feasting on Poutine! Eh?

Sick day, or tavern/pub/bar crawl?

Canada existed back then? I never knews.

Great…Canada is about to be invaded by a bunch of Id-iots!

And a beer…In a tree! Eh?

I want a random aggression wheel. Bonus category would a glass of wine the size of a sedan

our government is a bunch of sissies, they would just run with all the money to another country and leave the people to defend themselves against the invasion.

Well, in 1535, two Aboriginal youths told French explorer Jacques Cartier about the route to kanata; they were actually referring to the village of Stadacona, the site of the present-day City of Québec. So I guess the Kingdom of ID will invade the little village of Stadacona, and most likely get scalped.

If they’re planning to invade Canada, they will first need to resurrect John Candy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Bacon

This thing must have been preserved somewhere in Washington DC. I wonder where they keep it. They seem to drag it out and spin it up about every 8 years or so. It was formally codified as ’AUMF" in 2001.

Blame Canada.

“Rodney, I’m bored. What plaything can offer me today?”

“An obscure body north of the 49th parallel, Your Majesty. The inhabitants refer to it as ‘Canada.’”

“How peaceful it looks.” (presses button triggering earthquakes, floods, hurricanes)

“Most effective, Your Majesty! Will you destroy this, er, Canada?”

“Later. I like to play with things a while… before annihilation.”

♫♫ Blame Canada… ♫♫

you can politicize your attack on canada on some feigned retribution for the unmarked graves found under all those indigenous schools.

Must have written this while Trump was still President

To make jokes, of course! It’s a COMIC! Illogic is allowed. :-)

Speaking of…I wonder if Canada has problems with Americans sneaking across the border illegally? And, if so, are there sanctuary provinces? (Trying to stir things up here…)

The Fink has a sick sense of humour!

Canada is such a friendly place to invade.

At least they’ll get an apology if they’re repelled.

Just like president Madison in 1812.

Well, since the Canadian government is locking up people for going to church, and has jailed an opposition leader for not wearing a mask, as required, (Western?) Canada may actually invite the US to come in.

Those who have no imagination shouldn’t read the comics.

Since Canada has never lost a war, and Id has never won one; I think we’re safe.

Or the king met to say Kanada. In Huron-Iroquois meaning village or settlement.

Hahahahahahaha!

And Putin is invading Ukraine.