Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 17, 2021

I think the fair Maiden will have something to say about that.

You could cut off Rodney’s head and he wouldn’t even know it.

Maybe Rodney can win her heart. (Eeew!)

I’m reminded of Tom Lehrer’s song “I Hold Your Hand in Mine”. I’d recommend looking it up on Youtube.

There was this guy who was puzzled on learning that starlings catch insects on the wing.

You’ve got to hand it to Sir Rodney!

Get yourself out of that one…..

Rodney, sure knows how to handle a situation.

wow, what a jerk. what is she suppose to do now that she only has one hand left?

So just a poke in the nose, no glove (iron or otherwise) slap across the face?

Looks like Rodney’s older brother

Cue up the Tom Lehrer song, “I Hold Your Hand in Mine”.

How come every guy seems to ask for, or defend, pretty much every part of a woman but the bit they want the most.

Rodney has this one for sure.

And just his luck, he doesn’t have the spear which is usually in a quiver on his back…