Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 26, 2021

And what’s worse, he left his re-charging cord at home.

Don’t think that the MCU is going to be extending you many movie offers Wiz

Schlock and Awe, a.k.a.: Schuck and Jive….

The Fink is OK for a while. All I see with the Huns are spears. Nothing aerodynamic.

It takes 12 hours to recharge as well……

Fee-fi-fo-Foom,

I see the boast of an magic man,

Be he aloof, or be he dread

I’ll grind his wand to make my bread.

Now EAT THIS!!

That’s okay. That show should’ve scared them.

Where is Henry when you need him?

I recently mentioned that the Wizard had defeated an invading army at least once and someone claimed not to remember that. It was a Sunday strip from about two years ago. The Wizard used his magic to destroy the enemy weapons and was rewarded with a single coin. He then complained that he played like a classical musician but was treated like a busker.

Didn’t realize magic was a limited commodity.

our hero… :(

Is this an example of the saying, “All hat and no cattle”?

premature prestidigitation

Back to the basement…

where is henry?

Great capt’n Dramatic. Go plug in your stick and get back here. Chop chop!!

“Have no fear – Underdog is here!”

Carry a portable charger next time wiz

Sounds like it needs a recharge. Try going to Apple.

As shucks!

What kind of realm is it where you could use up all your magic before the big fight? If I’m gonna have magic it had better be unlimited power!

Oops?

It will take 5 hours on the USB charger, before the wand is fully charged again. Hay can you guys hold off on the battle for five hours???

Skill budget issues.

Too much pre-battle hype. See the guy with the curved sword in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

He might’ve been more impressive with something like, “BRING ME THANOS!”

It’s all in the entrance and no fizzle!

Before the enemy finds you, wizard and shows some wizardry, the fink will ease you down the balcony.

That’s why you have pre-made artifacts of destruction at hand

More like, “Aw shocks!”