Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 02, 2022

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    Comicfan (I can't think of a better name)   almost 3 years ago

    In an alternate universe…. mezzacotta.net/itoons/?comic=576

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    hariseldon59  almost 3 years ago

    Interesting that the word ‘scream’ appears in a speech balloon rather than as a sound effect. Usually one doesn’t actually shout ‘scream’ while screaming.

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Me thought Batman cometh.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  almost 3 years ago

    The forgotten plague of Moses.

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    LeslieBark  almost 3 years ago

    I used to work in a building about 50 feet from an extensive salt-marsh lagoon … filled with swarms of voracious salt-marsh mosquitos, who liked to follow us inside (Quick! Close the d—n door! Don’t let the *#@%! mosquitos in!"). Fortunately, the building had a second story of sorts that contained ducting, catwalks, … and bats! Occasionally one of the bats would blunder into our workspace, and even though they were a little unnerving as they fluttered around looking for a way outside (where dinner was flying around), we didn’t mind (much) and did our best to usher them on their way. However, a handy magician to herd them more effectively would have been nice.

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    BAT-CLOUD Mos-QUIT-O Pest Control

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Bats look like mice in leather cosplay.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    You would think that the wizard could conjur up some window screens.

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    Display  almost 3 years ago

    Bats eat tons of mosquitos. Literally tons.

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    preacherman Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Since there are vampire bats, are there vampire mosquitoes? I’ve heard the Alaskan variety would qualify. .

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I’m intrigued. Can I rent them for a party? It would be helpful and entertaining all at the same time.

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    geese28  almost 3 years ago

    Hey wiz a certain rich guy in a bat costume would like a word with you….

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    Goat from PBS  almost 3 years ago

    PETA would like to have a word with the Wiz.

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Mosquitos were so big in Texas, I could have shot a couple and they would have made dinner.

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    Cincoflex  almost 3 years ago

    and who WAS screaming? Gwen? Bung?

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    "It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Bat houses are a wonderful thing. No mosquitoes in my yard. Just those little no see ups that get ya. but no skeeters is a wonderful thing.

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    Cerabooge  almost 3 years ago

    “Hal” is a funny name for a girl.

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    Bruce1253  almost 3 years ago

    Austin, TX has over 1 million bats that live under a bridge and come out in the early evening. There are bat tours.

    https://www.austintexas.org/things-to-do/outdoors/bat-watching/

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    christelisbetty  almost 3 years ago

    Have you ever watched bats have at a swarm of insects ? It’s quite a sight, but doesn’t sound like this.

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    BlueKnight1966  almost 3 years ago

    Mosquitos are also the reason you don’t kill every spider you see.

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    WentHulk  almost 3 years ago

    Hahahahahaha! I love bats.

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