Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 05, 2022

Now for the applauses… let’s see if you can buy that too.

It’s a fair bet that Cleopatra isn’t in that carpet……

May some of these reverse some of his proclamations from last year.

A transgender palace guard. How woke.

yep, he’s back…and thus ends everyone’s happiness…

Oscars preview.

What we don’t see is the two lackeys rolling the carpet up behind him. From now on the Fink gets the red-carpet treatment everywhere. (Conceals the blood and tears. Fink don’t sweat.)

Aren’t the peons supposed to be standing outside of the castle listening?

12:46 to 13:05

https://youtu.be/y8D7EBk6clU?t=765

Since when do carpet-rollers merit crowns?

With lots of alibis…

So is the King and Queen rolling out the carpet, his parents, or has he just promoted the red carpet rollers?

It’s a trap!

So says Adm. Ackbar

The fink and his tantrums.