Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 30, 2022

Crunch time

So all is NOT well.

Sittin’ in the tower hour after hour, my poor brain is turnin’ into flour.

If the king is on a celery diet, he’ll be grumpier than usual. The whole kingdom had better be careful.

Sounds like Fink is in his little “throne” room with the crescent moon window again.

Nice warning…..

Well at least a celery diet is better than a pure brown beans and garlic diet. When somebody on the latter diet hangs around you they’ll stink you up both ways.

Fink always was annoying.

He could eat some nice and silent French toast or enjoy some delicious French fries…but, alas!, as the French might say: “C’elerie!”

The Fink already blew his diet and that’s the sound of him eating chips!

“The weather is quite crisp, you know.”

Get the King a tub of hummus to dip the celery in. It’s healthy and makes the celery have a bit more flavor too.

Interesting acoustics they have there at the castle!

For once, the spook is eating better than the king. Unless his swill is made from celery, hmm.

But jumping onto a pile of it is more fun!

Captain Crunch strikes again.

Be ready for a grumpy fink.

“The sheriff is NEAR!”

The king crunches angrily. Just as I always say. Vegetables just make you hangry.

Huh. I figured it was Henry with a Nestle product…

The king? Eating celery? Never would’ve thought of it.

In this situation, the king does earn his celery.

Funny!

You sure it’s celery?? Chips make the same crunch sound too!!

It’s that dam King, Hay shut up, I have to sleep.

Alternately, Rodney has run his horse into the drawbridge.

Why a diet? The only way he is going to grow is sideways.

The King’s diet has a high volume!!