Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 23, 2023

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    Ink blot Premium Member over 1 year ago

    That would be about 400 years young.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    He didn’t hurt anyone or cause any damage.

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    Sanspareil  over 1 year ago

    Being a wizard he maybe 6 or 7 thousand years old!

    He was acting his age!

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    Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856]  over 1 year ago

    I heard that many times growing up as a teenager,act your age!!!

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    BigDaveGlass  over 1 year ago

    I don’t know how to act my age, I’ve never been this old before……

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    Calvinist1966  over 1 year ago

    The Wizard’s comment, “I hate waiting rooms,” reminds me of a Red and Rover strip from about three years ago. Red told Rover that he had an appointment with the vet. Rover replied, “I like the vet. I like the staff. What I don’t like is the waiting room!” Red replied, “Is it my fault that you had to queue up with cats last time?”

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    cdward  over 1 year ago

    I don’t know how to act my age. I’ve never been this old before.

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    yip yip yip   over 1 year ago

    Never!! Life is too short in a short kingdom. Yip yip yip yip yip

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The receptionist told him to go to Helen Waite and here The Wiz iz.

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    Prey  over 1 year ago

    If he was acting like a child he would have produced visible farts.

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    preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Wow. A waiting room with a table. Neat. With all the form writing I get when I have to wait for an appointment, a table would come in quite handy.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    He’s bored!

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    Listen, an adult is a kid with more experience. I see nothing wrong here.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Crayons? Cool. I love crayons.

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    rickseg  over 1 year ago

    Reminds me of the Seinfeld “waiting room” routine where when you finally get called they take you to the smaller waiting room.

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    rshive  over 1 year ago

    No magazines even. One has to do something.

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    zodal  over 1 year ago

    Which would make him older then Broom Hilda

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    geese28  over 1 year ago

    Thought he was summoning the infinity gems

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    Wiz would be great at parties…“Hey, pull my finger!”.

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    dwagon55  over 1 year ago

    I take a rubik’s cube with me when I have to wait somewhere.

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    Let him be, Blanche. He’s not hurting anybody.

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    bwswolf  over 1 year ago

    Can’t blame Wizard for trying to liven things up ……. waiting rooms are boring ….. :0

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    Norris66  over 1 year ago

    I always act my inner kid age 13 Bwhahaha

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    Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Who wouldn’t do what Wiz is doing if we could while waiting?

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    Drbarb71 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Act as young as you want if it makes you happy!

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    car2ner  over 1 year ago

    there is an Android phone app called Magic Fluids. It’s nearly as cool as Wiz’s game.

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Right on bro…

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    chromosome Premium Member over 1 year ago

    If someone did that in a waiting room I was in, I’d appreciate it.

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    anomaly  over 1 year ago

    Rooms that get restless and don’t wait are even worse.

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    Gent  over 1 year ago

    Too bad boring magazines was not invented yet in mediaeval times eh Wiz.

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    blakerl  over 1 year ago

    I never at my age even If I knew what my age was.

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