Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 09, 2024

Was that hot air coming from the fink?

Eh me never knews there be hot air balloon in medieval times.

If you can’t stand the heat, bend or sit down – and get your head out of the balloon.

Short flights only.

Better than earmuffs!

Rod will soon be toast , or roast, if he doesn’t crouch.

Somebody needs to cut back on the hot chili, bean dip!

I thought that Rodney was powering the balloon.

Try your knees, buddy!!!!!

Reminds me of my only experience in a hot-air balloon. In an instant, you go from silence broken only by a greeting below, or a cow mooing, to feeling like you’re standing beside the track at the Daytona 500.

And it fits well.

I hope there’s no high voltage power lines where they’re flying. That’s like a spider web for a fly.

What is Rod doing standing in the balloon?

Never trusted going up in a balloon which gets powered by an open flame. Yeah, yeah, jet airplane, but at least the combustion is contained.

Either the balloon is burning down or they’re gonna fly so high they’ll run out of oxygen. Which one do you think will happen first?

One size fits all kings and politicians, you see…

An excellent getaway vehicle.

He’s full of it alright

My hot air balloon was actually made with a lower-than-normal burner for the original owner, who had been in an accident and had limited arm mobility. It was just barely above my head.

This is a good one!