There was a guy named Fred, who was annoyingly optimistic. Whenever he got bad news, his comment was always the same: “It could have been worse”. His golfing buddies tried to get him by working up a story so bad not even Fred could think that.
On their next golf date, one of them spoke up and said, “You know, it’s really too bad about Harry and Sam.” Going on with the joke, another said, “Why, what happened?”
“Well, Harry was on a business trip and when he came home a day early, he caught Sam with his wife. He shot the two of them and then killed himself.”
Fred, who had been listening to this with little apparent interest, teed up his ball and said, “Still, it could have been worse,” and took his swing.
The others stared at Fred in amazement. “Just how could it have been worse?”
“Well, if Harry had come home two days early, I’d be dead instead of Sam.”
Remember, the whole story is already written and drawn. Sadly, we can’t resound to requests and suggestions! We can keep ’em in mind, though, for the future…
Dwilesjr about 12 years ago
I really like this storyline maybe because I just started watching the Original Star Trek I don’t know but I know I like it.
runar about 12 years ago
There was a guy named Fred, who was annoyingly optimistic. Whenever he got bad news, his comment was always the same: “It could have been worse”. His golfing buddies tried to get him by working up a story so bad not even Fred could think that.
On their next golf date, one of them spoke up and said, “You know, it’s really too bad about Harry and Sam.” Going on with the joke, another said, “Why, what happened?”
“Well, Harry was on a business trip and when he came home a day early, he caught Sam with his wife. He shot the two of them and then killed himself.”
Fred, who had been listening to this with little apparent interest, teed up his ball and said, “Still, it could have been worse,” and took his swing.
The others stared at Fred in amazement. “Just how could it have been worse?”
“Well, if Harry had come home two days early, I’d be dead instead of Sam.”
johnzakour Premium Member about 12 years ago
Plus we do address the Borg in ST the first Generation question. :)
Thomas Scott Roberts creator about 12 years ago
Remember, the whole story is already written and drawn. Sadly, we can’t resound to requests and suggestions! We can keep ’em in mind, though, for the future…
comicnut4636 about 12 years ago
Love the screens in the background in panel one!!
Tic-Tac-Toe and Kilroy.
lkcelleo about 12 years ago
Roy don’t make a good Mr. Spock
ladyydoc about 12 years ago
I already got to see all of them…..they get even funnier!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 12 years ago
this is fun…
Dr Lou Premium Member about 12 years ago
Figures that Jay would be dreaming ‘Next Generation.’
Wimp!
Hunter7 about 12 years ago
Tell Norm he can be Spot. yeah. Next Gen. But if he does it just right he will get his ears scratched………