Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for July 20, 2020

So has Ed been traveling with Allen E. Norse?

Just tell her you were doing a “Mindswap” and ran into Robert Sheckley…

And the wormhole was closed for repairs.

Progress reports live in many dimensions. You just have to find the right one.

He would’ve gotten to work sooner if he took the Einstein–Rosen Bridge.

Traveling through the Overneath? He’d better be careful there

Progress reports was one of the reasons I got out of IT. The work was enjoyable until the owner read some books about project management. Then, it was report hell, assigning your time to projects in 15-minute intervals.

“Oh Lord, please don’t let me be misunderstood…

I guess it’s better than my robot dog ate it, but why not say my computer ate it?

I gave it directly to Rita

don’t believe him dana … zap him

Sounds pretty transparent there, Ed. Better fess up and beg for mercy before she zaps you.

Oh dear, we all know where good intentions go, don’t we?

That excuse only works in alternate dimensions – on the second Monday of the week.

Hey, beats “The wormhole ate my homework.”