I worked with a guy who wore an eye patch. He had lost his eye in a private plane accident. I once said “I’m looking for Arnold. Do you know where he is?” and he said “No, but I’ll keep an eye out for him.” He also said he wanted to be on Wheel of Fortune so he could buy an “I”.
Yakety Sax 11 months ago
Somebody’s laughing…
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 11 months ago
I greet my eye doctor with, “Doc, you’re a sight for sore eyes!”
TStyle78 11 months ago
Is Norm going to die of laughter?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 11 months ago
Trust me, your eye doctor has already heard it.
Mountain Meg 11 months ago
I worked with a guy who wore an eye patch. He had lost his eye in a private plane accident. I once said “I’m looking for Arnold. Do you know where he is?” and he said “No, but I’ll keep an eye out for him.” He also said he wanted to be on Wheel of Fortune so he could buy an “I”.
That’s funny.
Steverino Premium Member 11 months ago
There was a guy who lived in an apartment near us who was a retired optometrist.
His name was Seymore.
mistercatworks 11 months ago
I have 20/15 vision and I still can’t see the funny. :)
raybarb44 11 months ago
But not totally wasted…..
Dragoncat 11 months ago
Who thought such a thing was possible…?