Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for May 07, 2024

So a nice looking corpse can afford a funeral?

It is too late for me to die young, and I would prefer a closed coffin funeral.

Is she sure they’re not cutting her off?

Well this is pretty much work for every corporate company there be.

Now they can gets rid of paying pension too with another inspirational mesage.

No pension? No tension! You ain’t gonna lives that long anyways!

OMG

No.

My father-in-law used to say “live fast, die young, leave a good-looking corpse” He unfortunately did die too young.

Totally unrealistic. I mean, Rita using a laser pointer? Impossible. She’d be chasing the red dot …

Cut your dividend.

Hey they stole that from my employer! LOL

I always figured that any workplace with motivational posters would be modeled after hell.

The worst part is that it’s a sign of the times.

I worked for a company whose Keys to Success included the phrase “Behave Like an Owner.”

So we broke up the company, sold the pieces, and retired.

Is Dana’s posture a pre-poof warm-up pose?

I think the agency already knows about them and wants to destroy them.