WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for August 29, 2014

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    burkeknight  over 10 years ago

    He was thinking, if he won, he could divorce her and get someone better.

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    Retired Dude  over 10 years ago

    If he won half of it would be hers. Of course, that might be worth it.

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    jay_dallas  over 10 years ago

    I didn’t know they sold tickets with the correct numbers on them!

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    puddlesplatt  over 10 years ago

    only in our dreams, and the winners are just madeup.

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    scyphi26  over 10 years ago

    Apparently she doesn’t quite understand how this is supposed to work.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 10 years ago

    And cosmetic surgery so she doesn’t look like a toad.

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    Linda Pearson  over 10 years ago

    or— he was thinking he could take a long trip to the Figi Islands!

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago

    The chances are very high that someone will win and very low that someone is you.

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    Manitobaman  over 10 years ago

    I know someone that won a million bucks off a scratch ticket. I guess it could just as easily have been me if I had been in front of him in the line and picked that ticket. I don’t buy them anymore , though. I always spent more than I ever won. ( Which of course is what the Manitoba Lotteries Corporation had in mind ;-). They are the ones that are really getting rich. )

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    Manitobaman  over 10 years ago

    I also know people, men and women, that are in relationships like that. No matter what they do, it’s wrong. Being single again is ok with me.

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    Jml58  over 10 years ago

    Lottery is a tax on people who don´t do the math.

    I never said I do the math.

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