The problem is that airlines have the pricing backwards. Kids fares should be the highest. You pay the most to bring a baby on the plane. Then the price slowly comes down as kids get older until they finally get to the lowest ticket price, which is the adult price. Also, adult ticket prices should come down for every baby and child on the plane. “Congratulations sir, there are enough children and babies on today’s flight that your fare is free!”
PEOPLE! PEOPLE! Stop giving the airlines more ideas! If anything, require all children wonder the age of 7 to be administered Dramamine 15 minutes before departure . . . Nothing like a peaceful, sleeping cherub!
Bilan over 7 years ago
“Conan! What is best in life?”
“Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of them sitting in coach.”
Kilrwat Premium Member over 7 years ago
$0.50 for a pair of earplugs works just fine…
edreajr over 7 years ago
Children, like fine wine, should be kept in a cool, dark place until sufficiently mature….
Daeder over 7 years ago
The problem is that airlines have the pricing backwards. Kids fares should be the highest. You pay the most to bring a baby on the plane. Then the price slowly comes down as kids get older until they finally get to the lowest ticket price, which is the adult price. Also, adult ticket prices should come down for every baby and child on the plane. “Congratulations sir, there are enough children and babies on today’s flight that your fare is free!”
mggreen over 7 years ago
PEOPLE! PEOPLE! Stop giving the airlines more ideas! If anything, require all children wonder the age of 7 to be administered Dramamine 15 minutes before departure . . . Nothing like a peaceful, sleeping cherub!