WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for May 06, 2018

Huh?

Yep. Head scratcher or simple screw-up?

Let’s do our own caption.

And tonight on Shuriken Chuckin’ with the stars…

From the newspaper: Tonight we’re going to meet a college student, a plumber and a single mom of five who all believe they have got what it takes to become a star! ‘Welcome to America’s Got Super Crazy Delusions of Grandeur’

It’s a substitute New Yorker caption contest.

That’s right, it’s all about you and where you are at this particular point in time. You’ve now documented 99,999 moments of your life for all to ignore.

“Overcome by a sudden attack of hysterical laryngitis, vocal contender Betsy Morganthaler played up her other assets in a vain bid to win the judges’ approval.”

she’s displaying her incredibly crippled four pronged claw that she uses for her hand.

When I don’t understand the joke, I just move to my next comic. If it happens too often, I hit the “unfollow” button.

Tonight on “Fame Whore”, can any of these wannabes out shine my cleavage!

Dang! Must have the remote mute button on.

Finally got it right: “Americans Have Talent”.

The joke is what passes for talent, in America today, is the woman with the BEST CLEAVAGE!

“Is this a distant seagull I see before me?”