WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for May 09, 2018

Footprint no splat print yes

But you have to make a choice between a carry-on item and a parachute.

I think Phineas and Ferb have already done this.

Solves potential Skyjackings !1

Safe landing! You hope.

The one couple boarding were just going away for a weekend fling.

Do they land on a circus acrobat net or a giant bounce house?

The delay on take off is to make sure your checks have cleared.

Cool! Everyone gets a window seat!

trebuchet air

I think the airlines can advertise this as a scare tactic.

Somehow that reminds me of some of the rides at Disney World.

In flight meal will be goose tar tar and rain water.

After the whiplash, everything else will seem pleasant. Until the landing.

Who knew Elbonia was ahead of the curve?

I was all okay with it until I saw that little kid near the end of the line.