WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for July 18, 2018

A pair of shears for that hairdo?

Orange mocha frappachino please (as ordered on Zoolander)

Coffee making and wine tasting….. two of the most over hyped things ever.

Switch to decaf, dude!

Whatever – just make sure it’s gluten-free. :-þ

And lose the stupid man-bun; What’s w/that? Ninja Wannabe?

So, give him something. Use your strongest leg.

I can’t think of the last time I bought coffee in a restaurant. Ever since getting my Keurig machine at home (and various kinds of single-cup brewers at work), I’ve considered restaurant coffee pretty horrible. And coffee shops, while good, are massively overpriced for what you’re actually getting.

I never understood some people’s infatuation with coffee. It tastes terrible and gives you bad breath.

I like my coffee but Char-Bucks and most other so-called coffee shops don’t really serve coffee. I’d rather make my own.

I’d be happy to give you something, how about a Taser.