“There’s plenty good money to be made, supplying the army with the tools of the trade. Just hope and pray when they drop the bomb, they drop it on the Vietcong!” – (In homage to the 50th anniversary of Woodstock).
So long, mom,I’m off to drop the bomb,So don’t wait up for me.But while you swelterDown there in your shelter,You can see meOn your tv.
While we’re attacking frontally,Watch brinkally and huntally,Describing contrapuntallyThe cities we have lost.No need for you to miss a minuteOf the agonizing holocaust. (yeah!)
At least it’s only virtual. Damage in the Real World should be relatively minor. But all the Social Media universes are getting pounded and the casualty rates there could easily exceed 90%.
juncarlo over 5 years ago
“We will bring more news if there are survivors after this commercial break.”
dlkrueger33 over 5 years ago
“There’s plenty good money to be made, supplying the army with the tools of the trade. Just hope and pray when they drop the bomb, they drop it on the Vietcong!” – (In homage to the 50th anniversary of Woodstock).
pcolli over 5 years ago
“Open up the Pearly Gates…”
Vet Premium Member over 5 years ago
“There aint no time to wonder why…..Whoopie we all gunna die”
ArmOfTheSportsPress over 5 years ago
Like the end of Dr. Strangelove…
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Ratings mean EVERYTHING…..
ajr58 over 5 years ago
So long, mom,I’m off to drop the bomb,So don’t wait up for me.But while you swelterDown there in your shelter,You can see meOn your tv.
While we’re attacking frontally,Watch brinkally and huntally,Describing contrapuntallyThe cities we have lost.No need for you to miss a minuteOf the agonizing holocaust. (yeah!)
Nighthawks Premium Member over 5 years ago
…but first, a word from Gieco
micromos over 5 years ago
If it was only rifles it would save a lot of lives.
Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago
“We will all go together when we go”
Plods with ...™ over 5 years ago
“… for a minute.”
Lennia Machen Premium Member over 5 years ago
Even news of a World War wouldn’t be able to fit into the broadcast in a campaign year.
COL Crash over 5 years ago
At least it’s only virtual. Damage in the Real World should be relatively minor. But all the Social Media universes are getting pounded and the casualty rates there could easily exceed 90%.
William A Short Premium Member over 5 years ago
Well that is NOT funny!
Steve Dutch over 5 years ago
Wasn’t this the plot of Tomorrow Never Dies?
PoodleGroomer over 5 years ago
We should never get into a war until we know who the sponsors are.
Havel over 5 years ago
End of the world as we know it? I feel fine.
The Cunning Linguist over 5 years ago
Never let a good tragedy go to waste!
jel354 over 5 years ago
Much like “Tomorrow Never Dies” (the Pierce Brosnan Bond movie).