WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for April 27, 2021

Test your theory. Leave her and the whole astrology community behind. If you still behave this way, then it wasn’t her.

Somebody appears to be just a wee bit touchy…….. Okay, a lot touchy.

Fed up with all the drivel.

Don’t break the hookah!

It is kind of annoying when I hear someone on TV attribute something that they do, the way they are, or a connection they have to their astrological sign.

If you keep pushing someone based on an arbitrary attribute, they are going to snap. How many times has he calmly said “no” only to have her reply “why do you Scorpios have to argue about everything?”

That’s a nasty hookah. He needs to rotate his grip.

OMG, that’s my Scorpio son. Don’t get him started. He’s more verbal than destructive physically.

He closely resembles my aggressive, unstable freak of an ex-wife who is also a Scorpio.

Hey… I’m a scorpio!!

Hey! We Scorpios are not that violent! Besides, I would use a bat…it breaks things up so much better!

If you ever feel dumb, remember there are people who think your birth month pre-determines your attitude or life style

Today’s peace and love… Beat your opinion into them.

I’m a Scorpio, and Scorpios don’t believe in astrology.

He’s right. It’s not his astrological sign that makes him unstable. Or her, for that matter.

Someone needs a time out. :)

Tie-dye will do that to you.

Mom was a Scorpio. Mom never acted like that.