WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for August 28, 2021

If it will make you shut up. I’ll shoot you in the leg.

Don’t let her talk yo into taking her with you. You will regret it.

Said no one ever.

Isn’t this how Bonny met Clyde?

There’s a scene you’ll never see in “Law and Order”. Pity.

" … Can we get a selfie together? I hope the security cameras pick this all up. Can I come to your trial and visit you in prison?"

“No…if they catch us, they’ll just add an additional charge for discharging a firearm.

“But it wouldn’t be a problem if we duct-taped your mouth shut.”

you’re wearing you mask wrong you need to cover your nose

…and my boss DOES know the combination to the safe. That old “It’s on a time-lock” is just a ruse!

My friend was in a bank in Hollywood waiting for a teller, when a guy walked in behind her. He thought he must be some kind of amateur actor because he was wearing the worst false beard she had ever seen in her acting career. A few second later, he extended his arm over her shoulder to point a gun at the teller.

I like the one robbers’ raised eyebrow in confusion.

With my last supervisor I was worried that somebody would come in gunning for him. Most stories like that end up with the target getting away and innocent people taking lead.