Sorry pops. Guess you’ll just have to drown.
Just whack him over the head with the paddles and be done with it.
Not the sharpest blade in the water…
Lazy brats!
Don’t be drowning.. it’s the wimpy kids that your wife birthed that’s the problem.
Must not have been married for very long. I learned long ago to start each morning with “You were right” instead of “Good Morning.” Gets it out of the way early.
I can paddle a boat. Canoe?
Sigh
A friend wanted to do an all day canoeing adventure down a long stretch of river. I told him that 20 minutes with a 200 hp outboard would be enough.
Dad should be doing the paddling!
He should have looked for a lake with a hill.
I believe Mythbusters proved this as plausible. But it took a collegiate team of crew rowers that did it.
Depends on what’s easy to which person.
Either way, there’s that old line:
If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to hear it, would you still be wrong? YES!!!!!
Which brings me to this old classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjkLf_X88WM
Wulff & Morgenthaler
allen@home about 3 years ago
Sorry pops. Guess you’ll just have to drown.
Imagine about 3 years ago
Just whack him over the head with the paddles and be done with it.
Kilrwat Premium Member about 3 years ago
Not the sharpest blade in the water…
Sir Isaac about 3 years ago
Lazy brats!
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 3 years ago
Don’t be drowning.. it’s the wimpy kids that your wife birthed that’s the problem.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Must not have been married for very long. I learned long ago to start each morning with “You were right” instead of “Good Morning.” Gets it out of the way early.
Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago
I can paddle a boat. Canoe?
Plods with ...™ about 3 years ago
Sigh
PoodleGroomer about 3 years ago
A friend wanted to do an all day canoeing adventure down a long stretch of river. I told him that 20 minutes with a 200 hp outboard would be enough.
Lightpainter about 3 years ago
Dad should be doing the paddling!
Jml58 about 3 years ago
He should have looked for a lake with a hill.
"It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member about 3 years ago
I believe Mythbusters proved this as plausible. But it took a collegiate team of crew rowers that did it.
Depends on what’s easy to which person.
Either way, there’s that old line:
If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to hear it, would you still be wrong? YES!!!!!
Which brings me to this old classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjkLf_X88WM